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Andalusian Gazpacho

I’m not going to type this up as a traditional recipe with exact quantities as, well, it’s up to you to use the quantities and specific veggies that you like. I’ll give you guidelines and techniques, experiment from there!

For ingredients you’ll need 4-ish pounds of really good homegrown or farmer’s market tomatoes, cut into rough chunks, a cucumber or two, peeled, seeded, and chunked, a red onion peeled and chunked, a red pepper (or, if you’re one of those people, a green one) roughly chopped, a jalapeño (again, rough chopped, seeded or not depending on how spicy you like it – it’s always good to taste jalapeños as their spiciness can vary greatly), a couple of cloves of garlic, 4-6 ounces of good bread cut into 1-inch or so pieces, olive oil, sherry or red wine vinegar, salt, and pepper.

Get a big bowl and start layering your ingredients – first tomatoes with a generous sprinkle of salt, pepper, and olive oil, then bread, then more veggies (with more S&P and oil), then tomatoes, then bread, etc. The goal is to “macerate” (fancy cooking term) the veggies and get them to release liquid to soften the bread and to allow the flavors to mingle. Get everything in the goal – see the first picture for what it will look like – and then set it aside, covered, for 45 minutes to an hour (until the bread is softened).

It’s now time to puree this all up. Get your blender out (if you want blender recommendations reach out and we’ll talk…think Vitamix) and add the veggie mixture to it in batches, blend on high speed until very very smooth – at least a minute per batch. As you do this add vinegar, more olive oil, and salt & pepper to taste – you want it to taste well balanced, not too salty or sour…you’ll know when you get it. Keep doing this until the soup is all blended.

Serve very cold and garnished as you like – toasted bread, chopped veggies, avocado, olive oil, and S&P.

Enjoy and let me know how yours turns out!

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Quad-Smoked Old Fashioned

This is a recipe inspired and made possible by two friends. My friend Jen was the first person I had (at her suggestion) a Smoked Old Fashioned with and my friend Jules gave me the smoking gun and chamber that I use. I love this drink as it makes me think of good times with them and, on top of that, it’s damn good. I’ve taken this a bit over the top, you can use some or all of the suggestions I make below.

  • Large (2-inch) smoked ice cubes (I make these using a smoking gun and chamber, you can also do it by adding a few drops of liquid smoke (which is just highly concentrated smokeinfused water) to water before freezing it
  • 2 oz. peaty Scotch whiskey (something from Islay (which is where the Scottish part of my family is from) like Laphroaig, Lagavulin, Bowmore, or Ardbeg)
  • 2-4 dashes of bitters – I use 2 dashes of cherry bitters and 2 dashes of smoked orange bitters; you can use the bitters you like or have on hand. If you like less bitter flavors go with 2 dashes, if you like more bitter go with 4
  • 1/2 – 1 t of sugar (I use brown as it has a deeper flavor), to your taste, I use less sugar as I don’t like super sweet drinks
  • 1 cocktail cherry (I like Luxardo brand)
  • 1 strip of orange peel

Add the sugar and bitters to a rocks glass and stir a bit to start to dissolve the sugar. Add the ice cube and whisky. Stir for 20-30 seconds until chilled. Garnish with the cherry and orange peel. Enjoy!

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Cocktails

Zapatero – Old Fashioned Variation

There are (in general) 3 ways to “build” a cocktail – in a shaker, stirred in a mixing glass, and built directly in the glass they are going to be served in. Oh yeah, there’s a 4th way – in a blender (more on that when we make Frose). Anyway, the Old Fashioned is the classic “built in a glass” cocktail, this is an agave spirit (e.g. Tequila or Mezcal) variation on it. Enjoy. Credit where credit is due: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/the-zapatero/

Ingredients

  • 1.5 oz of Mezcal or Tequila
  • 0.5 oz of Bourbon
  • 2 bar spoons or Orgeat (Almond) Syrup (substitute simple syrup as needed)
  • 1 dash Angosturga bitters
  • 1 dash chocolate bitters
  • Garnish: orange peel, cocktail cherry, grated cinnamon

Add the spirits, syrup, and bitters to a rocks glass that is filled with ice. Stir until well chilled, garnish with a strip of orange peel, a cocktail cherry, and a sprinkling of grated cinnamon (use a cinnamon stick, grate w/ a microplane grater)

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Potatoes Vegetables

Smashed Potatoes

This is a “no-recipe recipe” Just guidelines below.

  • Heat oven to 450
  • Boil whole potatoes (I use red or Yukon gold – don’t use Russets) until tender – about 15-20 minutes depending on size
    • If any potatoes are really big, cut them so they are all roughly the same size
    • Use salted water and add a bit of baking powder (helps them crisp better) – 1 teaspoon or so – no need to measure
    • Quantity is up to you – you can scale this up or down as needed for the number of people you’re feeding
  • Drain
  • Smash potatoes – I use my meat pounder (I said pounder), whatever you use,  spray it w/ cooking spray to keep the potatoes from sticking
    • Don’t worry about them breaking, the bits will get crispy
  • Place smashed potatoes on a sheet tray that has been sprayed w/ cooking spray (or oiled)
  • Spray the tops with cooking spray to help them crisp, sprinkle w/ salt
  • Bake for 20-30 minutes – until crispy and GBD
  • At the end at whatever flavorings you want. I usually do parmesan and garlic…up to you. Rosemary would be good too but don’t add any of these things too soon as they will burn
  • Serve and enjoy
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Main Dish Pork

Porchetta

This one is still a work in progress for me but I’m getting there. I’m going to trust you to figure out the spice quantities on your own – what’s below are just guidelines. You can use dried herbs if that’s what you have. You want the pork belly and loin to be sized such that you can wrap the belly around the loin with little overlap. It may take some work w/ your butcher and some trimming to get this right – see pics on my site.

Ingredients

  • 2-3 pounds boneless center-cut pork loin
  • 5-6 pounds fresh skin on pork belly
  • ¼ c Kosher salt
  • ¼ c sugar
  • 4-6 garlic cloves
  • 3 T fennel seeds
  • 1 bunch of sage leaves
  • 2-3 sprigs of rosemary
  • ½ t red pepper flakes
  • 1 t ground black pepper
  • Olive oil
  • Kosher salt
  • Additional Kosher salt

Directions

  • Butterfly (open like a book) the pork loin
  • Using a very sharp knife, cut a checkerboard pattern into the skin of the pork belly, about 1/3 of an inch deep
  • Make a brine w/ one quart of water, ¼ c salt, and ¼ c. sugar
  • Brine loin and belly for at least 4-6 hours (or overnight)
  • Make spice rub – puree/blend/grind/smash/etc. the rest of the ingredients (garlic-pepper) using enough olive oil to make a paste
  • Spread paste on the cut side of the loin and the flesh side of the belly
  • Place loin on top of the flesh side of the belly and, using both hands to keep things, you know, tight; roll up the swine flesh jellyroll style (again, see pics)
  • Using butchers’ twine, tie the rolled-up meat log, spacing twine 1 inch or so apart. Tie ‘er tight to make a nice evenly shaped pig thing
  • Drizzle with olive oil and more Kosher salt
  • Put on a wire rack (spray it w/ cooking spray) set in a foil-lined (trust me, you’ll thank me for this) sheet or roasting pan
  • If possible, set this in the fridge to marinate for a few hours
  • Roast at 275 degrees for around 4 hours, rotating every hour. Low and slow is key here for even cooking and maximum pork juiciness
  • Check the temp, you don’t want to overcook this. You’re going for 140 degrees
  • If it starts to get too brown, tent it with foil
  • Near the end of the cooking process, crank the temp up to 400 degrees or more to crisp the skin – you want it all GBD
  • You can pull the roast out once it is to temp and then blast it right before serving to crisp the skin
  • This should (it will be hard to wait…trust me) rest around 15-20 minutes before serving
  • Remove twine
  • Slice – use a serrated knife – into ½ inch slices and serve wit the sides of your choice – I like white beans and greens of some sort (recipe on my site)
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chicken Main Dish

Fried Chicken Thighs

This is one of those recipes where I combine several others, taking the parts of each, to make the finished dish. In this case, the recipes are all from Serious Eats (and, specifically, from Kenji Lopez-Alt). Kenji is amazing, if you don’t have his book The Food Lab, buy it now (https://www.amazon.com/Food-Lab-Cooking-Through-Science/dp/0393081087).

Here are the recipes I pulled ideas from:

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/08/five-ingredient-fried-chicken-sandwich-recipe.html

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/07/fried-chicken-cole-slaw-sandwich-recipe.html

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/07/chicken-fried-chicken-with-cream-gravy-recipe.html

I use these techniques for any fried chicken I make – whether I’m usually boneless pieces or bone-in and also whether I’m eating them on a plate (as we did last night) or on a sandwich.

  • I brine in a combination of half dill pickle juice and half buttermilk, I add a bit of salt (be careful, pickle juice is salty) and add pepper, paprika, and garlic powder. I do this as it lets you skip the step of putting the chicken into buttermilk before dredging in flour. Experiment w/ the proportions that you like
  • Key – absolutely key – is combining 3-4 T of buttermilk with the flour you dredge in – this forms little clumps of dough that stick to the chicken and make it more crispy
  • I add more spices – same as above – and a little salt to the dredge
  • I fry as indicated – 3 minutes on a side in oil that starts at 425 degrees (but goes down into the lower 300s) for boneless thighs
  • I make the gravy basically like indicated in the ‘chicken fried chicken’ recipe…but I don’t really need a recipe for chicken gravy as I was taught how to do this by my (paternal) grandma and my mom
  • If I’m not making sandwiches (this makes really really good sandwiches) I always serve w/ mashed potatoes and corn because, you know, tradition
  • I’m including Kenji’s coleslaw recipe too, it’s really good!

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/07/creamy-cole-slaw

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Asian Main Dish Noodles and Pasta

Pok Pok’s Pad Thai

Ok, so this is the recipe that I used to make Pad Thai last night:

https://thetakeout.com/recipe-how-to-make-pok-pok-pad-thai-pork-shrimp-1834808412

This recipe comes from Chef Andy Ricker. He’s an EXPERT on Thai cooking and owns a number of restaurants with “Pok Pok” in the name.

This recipe is very authentic and I’d suggest that you try to make it using the ingredients specified. I also apologize that the link I posted is one of those really long recipes where you scroll to have to get to the actual instructions.

I realize that some of these ingredients can be hard to come by (especially right now!). The one that’s absolutely key is the tamarind water – you make this from tamarind paste. You can find that ingredient at Asian Markets or, of course, on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/Tamarind-Seedless-Tamarido-Product-Thailand/dp/B0778R38FY/ref=sr_1_8?crid=3R8HE2899AAEX&dchild=1&keywords=tamarind+paste&qid=1587139791&sprefix=tamarin%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-8)

Key to this recipe is having your mise en place done – get everything chopped, cooked, ready as – once you start stir frying – it comes together in minutes!

Reach out if you have questions, hope you try it and enjoy!

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Sauce Vegetables

Mushroom Cream Sauce

This sauce is a favorite at our house. You can use it to top steaks, burgers, chicken (thighs only please), on bruschetta, or in a classic Thanksgiving green bean casserole. Adjust the consistency as needed with more or less cream (or stock) – more liquid-y as a sauce or more, um, not liquid-y for burgers or bruschetta.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb of mushrooms, thinly (1/8 inch or so) sliced
    • Use whatever mushrooms you like – I generally use a mix of button and crimini
  • 2 T butter
  • 1 T olive oil
  • ½ c shallots (or onion), finely chopped
  • 2-3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 3 sprigs fresh Thyme (or ½ t dried)
  • 1 T soy sauce
  • 1 T Worcestershire
  • 2-3 T of flour (optional, see directions below
  • ½ c white wine
  • Chicken broth, as needed (1/2 c is a good starting point)
  • Heavy cream, as needed (1/2 c is a good starting point)
  • ¼ c fresh parsley, finely chopped
  • S&P to taste

Directions

  • Heat butter and olive oil in a skillet (I like cast iron here) over medium-high heat until butter is melted
  • Add sliced mushrooms and stir in a good pinch of salt
  • Sauté, stirring frequently, until mushrooms have released their liquid (there will be a lot) and begun to brown
  • Add shallots and garlic and cook for 2-3 minutes
  • Add S&P to taste, thyme, Worcestershire, soy sauce and wine
  • Sauté, stirring every couple of minutes until liquid is mostly evaporated and mushrooms turn golden brown
    • If you want to make a sauce for a large amount of green beans, add 2-3 T of flour here and cook for a minute to add thickening power for when you add the liquids below
  • Add ½ c white wine to deglaze pan
  • Add chicken broth and cream and cook until desired consistency is reached
    • If you’ve added flour above you can add more cream and broth to create more sauce (e.g. for Green Bean Casserole a la Thanksgiving)
  • Add parsley, adjust seasoning with S&P, and serve

Note – if you want to take this to the proverbial next level, rehydrate some dried mushrooms in the chicken broth and use both the mushrooms (in the first step) and the shroom-y broth (in the “add broth” step, natch) for even greater mushroom flavor.

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Comfort Food Main Dish

ChezHoff’s “Famous”(?) Mac-n-Cheez

Open blue box, follow directions…kidding…

  • 3 T butter (or bacon fat (or a combo), see note below)
  • 1 small yellow onion, minced (optional)
  • 3 T flour
  • 2-3 c milk, warmed (i.e in the microwave)
  • 8 oz. Velveeta type cheese, cubed
  • 4 -6oz sharp cheddar, grated
  • 1 lb large elbow macaroni
  • ½ c Panko bread crumbs
  • ½ c grated Parmesan
  • salt and pepper
  1. Cook pasta according to package directions, or until al dente
  2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees
  3. In a medium saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Add onion and sauté for 3 to 5 minutes or until translucent
  4. Add flour and stir for 1 minute
  5. Pour in milk, stirring constantly. Heat for 4 to 6 minutes, stirring frequently until milk is near boiling and sauce has thickened
  6. Turn heat to low and gradually stir in cheese until completely melted. Season with salt and pepper to taste
  7. Mix pasta and sauce together in a casserole dish
  8. Sprinkle the breadcrumbs and Parmesan over the top
  9. Bake for 20-30 minutes until lightly browned on top

Optional add-ins: 4-6 slices of bacon, crumbled, 1 cup or so of peas, ham if you’re weird like that.

Serves 6.

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Side Dish Vegetables

Roasted Cauliflower

I love roasted cauliflower. The flavor is great and you can season it to match whatever you’re cooking. Cauliflower – like all brassicas (broccoli, brussels sprouts, kale, etc.) loves a ton of heat and tastes better when it gets browned and even blackened.

  • Preheat oven to 425 degrees, put an oven rack in the top position (this will help the cauliflower brown faster due to reflected heat from the top of the oven.
  • Cut one head of cauliflower into 1-2 inch pieces. Don’t sweat perfection here.
  • Toss with 1/2 c or so of Greek yoghurt, 2 T of olive oil, and a good amount of S&P. This is the basic recipe – you can add other flavors, see note below.
  • Place cauliflower on a sheet pan and roast for 15-20 minutes until browned and softened. Stir once or twice and rotate the sheet pan for even cooking.
  • Serve – sprinkle with parsley, nuts, lemon/lime juice if you’d like.

Other flavoring ideas:

  • Curry powder (1 T or so)
  • Sriracha or other hot sauce (to taste)
  • Paprika (smoked is great!) (1 T or so)
  • Chili crisp (1 T or so) and soy sauce (1 T or so)
  • The world’s your oyster here – be creative (and send me your ideas!)